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Beware of...
THE AL GORE Virus....
(Causes your computer to just keep counting and
counting)
THE
CLINTON Virus....
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...
(Makes
a new hard drive out of an old floppy)
THE LEWINSKY virus...
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
Emails everyone about what it did)
THE RONALD REAGAN virus....
(Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored)
THE MIKE TYSON virus....
(Quits after two bytes)
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus....
(Your 300mb
hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly
expands to restabilize around 200mb)
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...
(Deletes
all old files)
THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus...
(Disks can no longer be inserted)
THE PROZAC virus...
(Totally
screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care)
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...
(Only attacks minor files)
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...
(Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back)
THE LORENA BOBBITT
virus...
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)
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